Tuesday, May 5, 2009

conversations i have had recently with mike

conversation #1
A: I'm sorry i've been so bellicose and pugnacious today. [Pause.] Do you know what "bellicose" and "pugnacious" mean?
M: Yes, Amy. I'm not retarded.
A: I wasn't saying that. I was just saying that your...
M: That my what? That my vocabulary is somehow deficient?
A: Um, I was just saying that you're really good at math.

conversation #2
A: So if you were a Congressman...
M: I'm not gay, if that's what you're getting at.

1 comment:

Your Llama said...

I love you! And your conversations! Can't wait to see you soon, so we can have more like these for your blog.