Tuesday, September 21, 2010

MEMO

To: The City of Cincinnati
From: Amy Teitelman
Re: Oakley Streetscape Project


Dear City:

I forgive you for decorating my neighborhood with orange barrels and caution tape for a year and a half. I forgive you for parking a huge pile of asphalt and a backhoe behind my driveway for months. I forgive you for making it nearly impossible to walk to local businesses that are mere yards from my front door. I forgive you for the time you completely blocked part of our street, forcing my boyfriend to drive through our neighbor's yard to get to work.

Forgiveness for causing the laundromat fire? Pending, but probably will be granted. The conspiracy theorist in me is tempted to believe it was an inside job to keep the poor folks out of the neighborhood, or at least away from the main drag. But that's just so sinister. And kind of crazy. So I think I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on that one.

Here's what I can't forgive: you just cut down the beautiful old trees in the esplanade on Madison Road. Cut most of them down, and lopped the branches off the rest, leaving four or five amputee trees standing pathetically among their fallen neighbors. (Are you going to at least put them out of their misery?)

Last October, I looked out my dining room window at a just-married couple getting some pictures taken under those trees before heading into their reception at the 20th Century Theatre. Little kids were taking the fallen leaves and throwing them into the air around the couple for some of the shots. If I were the sort of person who used the word "heartwarming," that's how I would describe the moment. But now? Well, now I look out the window and see a scene from the fucking Lorax.

I understand that this is an ARRA project and I support reinvestment and recovery and good jobs. I understand that you are using "green" technology and there will be some sort of rain garden, which is dandy - but can it possibly make up for all the fossil fuels you are burning and materials you are using and TREES YOU ARE CUTTING DOWN? I understand it will look pretty, but didn't it look pretty before?

I love living in Oakley. It's a great neighborhood. And, I can think of a dozen other neighborhoods that need an ARRA project more than we do. Hint: they are neighborhoods that don't already have a fancy grocery store and a nice coffee shop and an antiques store and a restaurant with a $70 prix fixe menu and a store where you can buy high-end drawer pulls. They are neighborhoods that don't have a single bank or any kind of grocery store. They are neighborhoods that need community centers and new libraries and trash cans. Go spend some money there. Just be considerate when you are parking the backhoe.

Sincerely,

Amy

Thursday, May 7, 2009

sometimes robots just get me.

UPS Robot Lady: You can say "Track another package" or "More choices."

Me: More choices!

UPS Robot Lady: OK. You can say, "Send a package," "Shipping info," or "Order supplies."

Me:

UPSRL: I'm sorry. I didn't get that. You can say, "Send a package," "Shipping info," or "Order supplies."

Me:

UPSRL: I'm sorry. I still didn't get that. You can say, "Send a package," or press 1, "Shipping info," or press 2, or "Order supplies," or press 3.

Me: I WANT TO TALK TO A FUCKING LIVE PERSON.

UPSRL: Ok. I'll transfer you to an agent now.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

conversations i have had recently with mike

conversation #1
A: I'm sorry i've been so bellicose and pugnacious today. [Pause.] Do you know what "bellicose" and "pugnacious" mean?
M: Yes, Amy. I'm not retarded.
A: I wasn't saying that. I was just saying that your...
M: That my what? That my vocabulary is somehow deficient?
A: Um, I was just saying that you're really good at math.

conversation #2
A: So if you were a Congressman...
M: I'm not gay, if that's what you're getting at.

Friday, October 24, 2008

what's the difference between voter fraud and Bigfoot? Bigfoot might exist.

I've been lame about blogging lately, but those of you who actually read it are probably bombarded anyway with emails, links, and Facebook posts from me. I do have a happy update, though.

I went on Channel 9 today with Alex Triantafilou and Tim Burke, the R and D chairs of the Hamilton County BOE. The subject was voter fraud, and the format was a roundtable moderated by Lynn Giroux. I'll post the link after it airs on Sunday evening (or you can watch it yourself at 6:30). I was prepared for the worst, but really it was ho-hum. It was short and sweet and the message was - surprise - there is no voter fraud. Even Triantafilou said that while there may be voter registration problems, he wouldn't call it fraud. Giroux seemed disappointed in this, saying to him afterwards, "Hey, Alex, weren't you supposed to be the one making a big deal out of this?


Also, please check out this video and this link, and keep spreading the truth about ACORN!

Friday, October 10, 2008

if you're going to read one thing this election season...

I'm asking you to read this whole post right now. It's a little bit long, but I think it will be interesting to you. It may answer some questions you have about ACORN, and it may help you answer people's questions when they say, "Hey, don't know know someone who works there? WTF?"

So please, stick with it until the end. It's really, really important to me that you know the real story. And at the end of this post, if you are angry as I am that partisan forces are trying to vilify the organization that my fellow organizers, members and I work our butts off for, then you can help.

This is Lynncoyia Bradley. Coyia is a lifelong resident of Cincinnati and grew up in the Lincoln Heights neighborhood. ACORN canvassers registered her to vote while she was at the mall.

As a young voter and a new mother of a 9-month-old, she feels this is an historic election year. "I have to vote this time because this is history in the making. It's the first time we've had an African-American candidate. I want to be able to tell my daughter that I voted in the election in the year she was born."

Coyia feels that the most important issues in this election are the economy and health care. She understands economic issues first hand - her mother lost her home to foreclosure in 2006 and had a stroke last year, and is now struggling with health care costs.

ACORN is working to protect Coyia's right to vote. My smart and dedicated colleagues, Bertha Lewis and Steve Kest, have written a very eloquent letter about this work and how it's being attacked. It follows, with a few edits by me:

Election Day is less than a month away, and our efforts to make sure that low-income and minority voters have a voice and vote on November 4th are in full swing.

Unfortunately, just as we've seen in previous election cycles, the more success we have in empowering these voters, the more attacks we have to fend off from partisan forces making unfounded accusations to disparage our work and help maintain the status quo of an unbalanced electorate.

After a similar spate of charges against ACORN in 2006, we learned that then-Attorney General Alberto Gonzales had fired Republican US Attorneys because they refused to prosecute ACORN for trumped up fraud charges. This was the heart of the US Atttorneygate scandal that led Karl Rove, Gonzales and other top Department of Justice officials to resign.

On Monday, October 6, as voter registration deadlines passed in most states, ACORN completed the largest, most successful nonpartisan voter registration drive in history. In partnership with the nonpartisan organization Project Vote, we helped register over 1.3 million low-income, minority, and young voters in a total of 21 states.

We are proud of this unprecedented success, and grateful to everyone who supported us in this massive effort, from our funders and partners to the literally thousands of hardworking individuals across the country who dedicated themselves to the cause and conducted the difficult work of registering 1.3 million Americans, one voter at a time.

In the course of this work, we hired more than 12,000 registration workers to help people register. As with any business or agency that operates at this scale, there are always some people who want to get paid without really doing the job, or who aim to defraud their employer. Any large department store will have some workers who shoplift. Any large voter registration operation will have some workers who turn in bogus registration forms – not because the "Mickey Mouse" whose name they put on a registration form will ever attempt to vote on Election Day, but because they want to get paid without earning it. Only a small fraction of the workers we hire try to defraud ACORN in this way, but we obviously have a big stake in making sure people know we will turn them in and encourage prosecution when we catch them.

When a department store calls the police to report a shoplifting employee, no one says the department store is guilty of consumer fraud. But for some reason, when ACORN turns voter registration workers over to the authorities for filling out bogus forms, it gets accused of "voter fraud." This is a classic case of blaming the victim; indeed, the act is outrageous, libelous, and often politically motivated.

As The Nation pointed out recently, ACORN's success in registering millions of low-income and minority voters has made it "something of a right-wing bogeyman." Though ACORN believes that the right to vote is not, and should never be, a partisan issue, attacks from groups threatened by our historic success continue to come, motivated by partisan politics and often perpetuated by the media without full investigation of the facts.

These stories typically lump together " incomplete" voter registration cards (applications missing key information) with "erroneous" or "fraudulent" voter registration applications. These distinctions are important, yet few media outlets discuss them. Predictably, however, partisan forces have tried to use these isolated incidents to incite fear of the "bogeyman" of "widespread voter fraud." But we want to take this opportunity to set the record straight and tell you a few facts to show how these incidents really exemplify everything that ACORN is doing right:

Fact: ACORN has implemented the most sophisticated quality-control system in the voter engagement field but in almost every state we are required to turn in ALL completed applications, even the ones we know to be problematic.

Fact: ACORN flags in writing incomplete, problem, or suspicious cards when we turn them in. Unfortunately, some of these same officials then come back weeks or months later and accuse us of deliberately turning in phony cards. In many cases, we can actually prove that these are the same cards we called to their attention.

Fact: Our canvassers are paid by the hour, not by the card . ACORN has a zero-tolerance policy for deliberately falsifying registrations, and in the cases where our internal quality controls have identified this happening we have fired the workers involved and turned them in to election officials and law-enforcement.

Fact: No criminal charges related to voter registration have ever been brought against ACORN or partner organizations. Convictions against individual former ACORN workers have been accomplished with our full cooperation, using the evidence obtained through our quality control and verification processes — evidence which in most cases WE called to the attention of authorities

Fact: There has never been a single proven case of anyone, anywhere, casting an illegal vote as a result of a phony voter registration. Even if someone wanted to influence the election this way, it would not work. Think of the risk someone would have to be motivated to take. They would be a sitting duck to be nabbed and prosecuted.

Fact: Most election officials have recognized ACORN's good work and praised our quality control systems. Even in the cities where election officials have complained about ACORN, the applications in question represent less than 1% of the thousands and thousands of registrations ACORN has collected.

Fact: Our accusers not only fail to provide any evidence, they fail to suggest a motive: there is virtually no chance anyone would be able to vote fraudulently, so there is no reason to deliberately submit phony registrations. ACORN is committed to ensuring that the greatest possible numbers of people are registered and allowed to vote, so there is also NO incentive to "disrupt the system" with phony cards.

Fact: Similar accusations were made, and attacks launched, against ACORN and other voter registration organizations in 2004 and 2006. These attacks were not only groundless, they have since been exposed as part of the U.S. Attorneygate scandal and revealed to be part of a systematic partisan agenda of voter suppression. Unfortunately, at this time of year, partisan forces and politicians seeking to portray themselves as "fraud-busters" can't resist the temptation to try again. As David Iglesias (former Republican US Attorney in New Mexico who was forced from office) has said, he refused Karl Rove's and Alberto Gonzales pressure to charge ACORN with voter fraud, because he knew ACORN was innocent of that charge. And another US Attorney, Bradley Schlozman, who did politicize prosecutions against former ACORN canvassers, was forced to acknowledge under cross examination by the Senate Judiciary Committee that ACORN was the victim of fraud by its employees and ACORN had caught the employees and had identified them to law enforcement.

These are the facts, and the truth is that a relatively small group of political operatives are trying to orchestrate hysteria about "voter fraud" and manufacture public outrage that they can use to justify fraudulently challenging voters at the polls and other schemes to suppress the votes of millions of low-income and minority Americans. These tactics are nothing new, and history has shown that they will come to nothing. We'll continue to weather the storm, as we've done for years, and we'll continue to share the truth about our work and express pride about our accomplishments.

Most importantly, we want to assure you that this good work continues, unabated and undeterred. ACORN will not be intimidated, we will not be provoked, and in this important moment in history we will not allow anyone to distract us from these vital efforts to empower our constituencies and our communities to speak for themselves. If the partisan political machines are afraid of low-income and minority voters, they're going to have to do a lot better than coming after ACORN.

Our work is far from over: now begins our effort to mobilize these new voters around local and national issues, getting them to the polls and helping to channel their commitment and conviction into an ongoing movement for change in our communities. After all, there are now at least 1.3 million more registered voters in this country. In Ohio, it's over 212,000. Right here in Hamilton County, at least 54,500. And they will not be silenced.

They're taking an interest, and taking a stand, and they'll be taking their concerns to the voting booth in November.

And ACORN will be here, to make sure that the voices of these Americans are heard, on Election Day and for every day to come.

There are tons of organizations and politicians asking for donations right now, many of them worthy. I am asking you to help ACORN out in a tough and crucial time. We need your support more than ever. Please help me help Cincinnati ACORN fight voter suppression, educate voters, and get low-income people to the polls to vote. There are options on the website to donate one time, quarterly, or monthly (which is how our low-income members pay their dues). Please make sure you specify Cincinnati, Ohio ACORN, and check the box for either general ACORN support, or Voter Registration.

It's so fast, and so easy, just like ordering that pair of shoes online and just as fulfilling.

Please feel free to shoot me an email or give me a call if you have questions. Thanks to all for your help, and here's to fair elections in the USA.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

and while we're at it

The press release below also mentions the right wing's usual favorite critique of ACORN - that it is perpetrating “voter fraud." No courts have been able to substantiate this outrageous and defamatory claim, and in fact the last time this went to court, in Florida in 2004 , ACORN won a counter-suit. Still, this tidbit has proven to be fantastic grist for the right-wing rumor-mill.


What ACORN actuallyis doing is helping millions of lower income people register to vote (over 210,000 to date in OH), a responsibility the organization takes very seriously, and the very issue that scares, let's face it, Republicans. Republicans would prefer that lower income and minority people stay home on election day. So, they attempt to raise the specter of "voter fraud" where none exists, further eroding trust in the electoral system for people who don't really trust it to begin with. What is ironic - and disgusting - is that attempts to cast ACORN's non-partisan voter registration program as "fraudulently helping the Democrats" is in fact a totally partisan effort to shut ACORN's program down. True fraud, I'm sorry to say, is perpetrated by the GOP. Ever hear of caging?